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I passed out drunk watching TV and there was a knock at the door. WTF? No one ever came by and I wasn’t expecting any one. I opened the door and there was this cute as hell 18 year old there. Pretty, petite and tight as hell. wearing a tight shirt and blue jeans and runners.

“Hello?”

“It’s Emily. From the chat line. We were going to smoke a bowl and watch a movie?”

Shit. It all came back to me. When I came home after drinking all day I called 888-510-9810 and invited this girl over to smoke a bowl and watch a movie. Then I passed out and forgot all about it. I didn’t think she’d actually come.

She came in and joined me on the couch. We lit up a bowl. When she took a toke she started coughing. It must of done something to her – soon this sexy little thing was straddling me and we started to make out. When she had her pants off she led me to my bedroom. She was wearing a tiny thong. Her ass was perfect. Fuck she was hot.

I ate her out and fucked the shit out of her until she left me to go to the club.

I felt used, but that was OK. I got over it ; )

I was at the bar with my buddy Mike and we were getting drunk and having a few drinks. There were two two hot drunk chicks and on the way out of the door and they insulted my friend and called him a “fag” or something. Of course this put Mike in a bad mood and we went home alone. Drunk and horny I called 888 510 9810. There were a bunch of ladies on the line.

Protip: one of the busiest times on the chat line and when it’s easiest to hook up is after the bar closes. As you will see. Tons of drunk and horny chicks on there looking to party.

I started talking to one girl and asked her where she was earlier. Holy shit! It was the chick that insulted my buddy Mike. We laughed about it and she agreed to pick me up. I took a quick shower to freshen up and waited outside.

When I got in the car I couldn’t believe my luck. She was a hot redhead in her mid twenties. Way out of my league.

“Mmm you smell nice …” she said and we drove down to her house where no one was home.

There were kids toys around but when I saw her body it didn’t look like she had kids at all. She put on a movie then asked if I could give her a massage.

“Sure.”

She took off her shirt and I began to massage her beautiful tanned skin. I licked her lower back.

“Mmm you’re a bad boy …”

Soon her jeans and panties were off and I was sucking on her pierced clit.

“Fuck me.”

I pounded her hard I every position for a few hours and fell asleep on a too small bed upstairs exhausted from the awesome sex. She drove me home in the morning but I lost her number. I called the chat line again looking for her but never did find her. I wonder if she is on there tonight ….

- Buddy.